Is that sarcasm I detect? I'm running iOS 5 on my first gen iPad right now, and I haven't had any particular problems with it so far.

I figured it would be the Bold, and they'd paint it up with a bunch of cartoon characters and add a tomagotchi that gives you the bad news when you have cancer.

Software support is never dropped by Apple at 12 months. That's the biggest load of crap I've seen from anyone around these parts. My wife's 3GS runs iOS 5 perfectly fine and it's well over 24 months old now. How many 24 month old Android phones are running the most recent version of Android? How many of those running…

Well, to be fair, analysts always get Apple wrong too. What was Amazon's guidance to investors?

Gottcha.

I think your reading comprehension is balls.

Did he point out at the end that the story isn't true?

From what I understand, carriers do their own refurbs. I had a Palm Pre back in the day (wow, only two years ago is back in the day). It overheated and stopped working. Took it in to Verizon and they gave me a refurb... that also crapped out on me. So I requested a new phone. My wife had a Pixi and had to have three…

I don't see why not. I've done Parallels on an external drive before. This would certainly be a better experience since it would be much faster.

That isn't going to happen with SSD for quite a while.

i don't know for sure, but I'd advise against using them. Food safe issues and such.

I think I may have just discovered my will/won't threshold for bacon eating.

It should be could, yes that would be good.

I dont know why you wouldn't just opt for caffeine pills if you aren't looking to enjoy the coffee.

I was kind of hoping that they would have included iCade support by default.

And a spinning optical drive would destroy a battery.

It seamed to me that the point of these is they don't "turn up the base". That would be the Beats line, which they are saying these are more balanced than.

Remote Image Manglers

Shatnered?

Yeah... Alderman always did look a bit too much like Earth for my comfort.