I legitimately spit Moe's guacamole when I saw him select that high test 87 octane gas. We ALL knew that guy in college. "I meeeeeaan yea dad makes the car payments, but COME. ON. this AMG gets like 12 mpg and I NEVER get reimbursed, gotta save when you can. Right Bro?!"

Stonebrook appreciates how Enzo Ferrari started his own car company in the 1930s after failing to be impressed by one of Lamborghini's offerings.

10% sales tax, 9.3% income tax, earthquakes, wildfires, massive drought. I'll take 3 months of snow thank you very much.

Oh man at the risk of offending the Jezzies...the interior of a woman's car is the most disgusting place in the world. CLOTHES AND PAPERS AND CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND REUSABLE GROCERY TOTES AND IRONIC MUSTACHE ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHES....EVERYWHERE!

Honestly, by the state with which I imagine they maintain their cars, they probably wouldn't notice the difference.

I was on a 3rd or 4th date with a girl one time and took her to a concert that had Carrie Underwood singing that song. I said something along the lines of "that's pretty messed up, you don't mess with a guy's ride" and she said well "better never hurt me then". I haven't talked to her since. I'm pretty sure destroying…

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

You hear that, Ron? Bears! Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy

Carrie Underwood encourages this shit...

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Nice to see my ex got married.

Meh...

Here's some in-car footage from the same rally. Something bad happens at the end.

Me before watching the video: "lol how bad can it be, probably like an attic crawlspace or something"

I could barely watch, little thing called claustrophobia.

Just keep your flamethrower handy... Or maybe that's a bad idea, here.

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Quick answer to that is just say, "OK, then why don't you charge it, and then I'll buy the car from you." If they really want to sell the car and it really does just need refrigerant, the $100 won't really matter. If there's something else wrong with the A/C, they will balk and you should walk.