All this truck needs is an X303 cam, some Trick Flow heads, a set of stock 15" wheels with some 195-section tires. Leave the rust and outer roughness, it lends to the sleeper attitude.

Although that's about $1.5k high, you won't be sorry you got it. Find a rear lip, lower it a little bit, and you'll have college girls throwing their panties at you.

Things to watch out for: Keep an eye on that ATTS system, check the oil every other day, and do a timing belt service ASAP!

You should absolutely get one. They hold their value well, because they're very well built and, as you said, becoming increasingly difficult to find. With a few bolt-ons, these cars are beyond fun. A good set of springs/struts, a front lip, sticky summer shoes, I/H/E, and you have yourself a reliable, quick…

We all have.

This is the second time this week that I have used this meme with relevancy

Ugh, that's sickening. I hope everything works out okay for your brother, the fucking thief that stole that car should be hung by his hands from the highest tree.

A thousand times this.

Am I the only person who saw the similarities in mannerisms and speech?

Enough with the harassment, I get enough of that from my friends on the other side of the pond. "Oh, you want a 4-door R34? I just drifted one into a wall yesterday."

It's all downhill from here.

I want one of these so bad it hurts. But, $20k for a grey-market car that has a history of being squashed by feds in the real world... gotta vote CP.

#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #thehashtagstheydonothing

This song was the reason why my M3 needed new rear tires two weeks after buying it.

Excellent choice, Mr. George.

Right in the feels.

This happened almost 4 years ago now. I was driving home late at night dead-ass tired, and a deer ran out in front of me halfway around a sweeping bend. I stabbed the brakes in an attempt to stop, ended up over-correcting and slid down an embankment and into a corn field at about 40mph.

Ouch, my feels.
From one attached Honda owner to another, sorry to hear for your loss.

BRB off to shank my own ears out

Good luck getting my wife to ruin her hair with a helmet after standing in front of a mirror for 30 minutes to get ready.

Did you hear that?

Agreed 100%. I've flown in and out of ATL a dozen times, and it's easily one of the best ones I've ever been to.

Step 1: Run