Seriously people. If you MUST do a burnout in an automatic car, PUT IT IN 1ST (called "1" on the shifter). A car that shifts from 1st to 2nd to 1st to 2nd to 1st to 2nd looks so novice.

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Used it in conversation today.

It hurt to vote "CP" for such a nice car. While the car was executed in an amazing fashion, $18k is just a bit steep. I could see $10k.

These guys are standing right in the middle of the road, only just leaping out of the way as a rally Ford Fiesta screams past at pants-shitting speeds.

Double post fail.

Nice.

We all know the real winner here guys, don't kid yourselves.

You sir. You have made my day with this piece of narrative art.

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Tesla announced today that it plans to upgrade its current superchargers to charge three hours of driving range in 20 minutes, as well as line the highways with powerdicks from coast to coast before the start of 2014.

SOON.

My momma sayz music like dis is da devil.

All I had to read was "Russian" and "120mph" to know this was going to end badly.

I usually think they're asshats when the do stupid things like this.

I bet his family would have pidgened in to pay for a counselor.

I heard it's a cardinal sin to commit suicide anyway.

Birds: not known givers of fucks.

He just wanted to crow his life away, but he changed his mind at the last possible second.