Every time I hear an M5 I HNNNNNGGG a little.

So let me get this straight.

I was thinking the same thing. Really?

Saw the 4-bolt XXR's and fender stripes, and automatically snapped to CP.

I watched that when it first came out. Full pucker.

I'm getting anxious just looking at these photos.

Wiener! Get your own hot-n-ready wiener here! Relish, onions, you got it!

I am also a fan of this.

Quite.

I find it strange that I just looked down at my hands to see two or three spots of grease/black paint I couldn't remove.

*silent cross*

I can't.

Acura

You confuse "sports car" with "super car".

I'll be waiting patiently for when one of these fails.

Dying. Well done.

LOL cast wheels.

Hat tip for someone beating me to the punch.

BRILLIANT.

Am I the only one who thought of Short Circuit?