@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: He had the TVR before emigrating to California. The 996 was a 996, so no more Porsches. Next he got the first S2000, which he loved but replaced when it was a few years old. The next S2000 was one of the 2.2…