Crime = writing about “Darkman” and not even mentioning the cameo by Jenny Agutter

who even goes to movies anymore?

He wasn’t “nice” in “Fargo” but he was hapless/ineffectual, a seemingly throw-away character until his death scene which was amazing

I don’t remember much of it, even when I was watching it. I guess maybe I woke up for the jump and was like “how did they know he’d jump from there” without really examining the architecture. Anyway, sounds like you’ve got that one all sorted out so I’ll go ahead and close the file.

As opposed to, say, a position 10 feet to the left or right of that specific place?

If it was easy, anybody could do it!

That’s Rhonda! An artist!

Clambake!

“The Game” ***SPOILER***

“Larger Than Life” = largest ever disparity between two actors’ levels of “phoning-it-in” in one movie: Bill Murray, totally phoning in his performance, and Matthew McConaughey, totally committed to his performance as the hyper-chatty redneck truck driver character

Roger that!

Condemnation = condemnation, it appears.

snark = hate?

Is it true that the Carolina Panthers organization has done nothing to help Chancellor Lee Adams?

“...from your favorite breakfast cereal.”

This whole time I thought it was “Ass of Bass”

Indeed! And what is the deal with *airplane* food?

Maybe that’s all we can hope for

“the Republicans do not give a shit about you”

The only time I know of that a TV personality’s speech had an effect on Congress was when Fred Rogers implored them to fund public television. Jimmy Kimmel is no Fred Rogers.