Wait, 12 hours gets you 48 miles? 

What’s weird is, when I went into basic training, I didn’t poop for 7 days, despite easting quite well and regularly. This is a common experience, I bet I get more than a few comments from people saying the same thing happened to them. I don’t think a single one of us pooped before 3 days, 7 was about the max.

The best place to start your federal incarceration is at Las Vegas, Nevada. Event organizers have designed the unofficial Area 51 Visitor’s Center, approximately 1 hour and 22 minutes west of Vegas, as the meetup point.

Cool with the list but everyone knows Idris Elba should be Dr. Who.

Are you actually imagining that MI6 only has ever or ever will have only 9 double-O agents with a license to kill? They have nine AT A TIME, and every single one of those are bound to retire or be killed in the line of duty.

When I was in college I used to make a batch of Tollhouse cookie dough every week, with little to no intention of making them into cookies. So if anyone was every going to get sick from eating raw cookie dough, it was me. All I ever got was fat.

Ah, he was being click-baity, that’s what I thought.

Was this ever a HyperLoop tunnel? I though HyperLoop tubes were vacuum sealed and had passenger cars that zipped around at like 760 miles an hour. They’re more for long distances, this was always just a tunnel.

Also, he wasn’t an asshole, he just made a joke. The proper response is to roll your eyes and say, “Me too”. 

I generally do not sympathize with people who see sexual things in ordinary objects, but I’m gay and that is still the most f**kable chicken breast I’ve ever seen.

If only Jared Kuchner’s dad had known about this, he could have saved so much money getting him in through the ‘side’ door instead of the back.

You’re not wrong, at all. However when I do I’m looking at a specific subset of movies: Movies that my friend with the car is going to try to drag me to. I don’t have choice in which movies we go to see, but I do have a choice whether to go or not.

I absolutely trust audience scores more than the paid reviewers. But I ignore both for MCU movies.

They’re idiots for not making that cuz I would easily watch a whole trilogy based on that single premise (and Fassbender’s performance).

Oh god yes the androids!! And the weather control machine! Wait, that was the Bionic Woman crossover episode...bring them both back!!

Loved the show as a kid, these were my favorite episodes.

Perpetual shadow of the Moon, for it to be a solar eclipse, which would be the really cool one to be able to see 24/7.

Well, top speed will eventually be more like 150mph, and it won’t just move Tesla branded automobiles. But fixing those two things doesn’t magically fix everything else that’s wrong with this idea, it’s still idiotic. 

Autocorrect screws me because I type away and don’t realize my text has been ‘fixed’ for me until it’s too late, and I end up looking like a guy who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re or their and there.

Came here to say this, did not have an awesome GIF to go with it so I’m glad you beat me to it