I apologize! Reading it a second time, I realize I should have read it a second time the first time :)

I would have to see how humans would fare in the same setup before I can make a judgement. I once rear-ended a car because I was distracted, and an autopilot certainly would have had plenty of time to stop it. And I had someone plow into me once because they were distracted and ran a light that an autopilot would have…

This is a solid assessment. I liked it more and was sold all the way through, but you’re not wrong.

Hmmm, you may have a point there. I did not jump at the one big jump scare, my buddy jumped out of his seat and screamed like a little girl. He’s a 6'3" Marine.

Nobody appreciates my struggle /s

Fair, lol

Pissed me off because it’s the one ‘horror’ movie in years that I actually went to see in the theater, for the benefit of sharing that experience with an audience. My friend that I took was one of the laughers, a great guy but not very bright so all the subtext was a wash for him and all he saw was people doing random…

I agree. Luckily I love psychological horror so, even though I wasn’t scared per se, I enjoyed the hell out of it. But yeah I got a bunch of friends to go with me based on ‘scariest movie ever’ and they won’t let me pick movies anymore.

And yet you didn’t even do it in your own fucking comment. If you’re going to be pedantic with me, do it right.

Let me guess you didn’t ‘get’ it and now you’re mad at me because I did. Life must be rough.

That is the most amazingly pedantic thing I have ever read in my life. Anyone who’s upset about COLON use in a comment needs to get laid more often, for real.

Only 10 percent of adults are intelligent enough to get it, the theater I saw it at laughed and was bored, I wanted to kill everyone.

The real hero here is her s/o who kept a straight face when she said it. Like, I’m even impressed the actor was able to do it.

Granted, armed robbery. By a minor. And he wasn’t the one who was armed. Jail? Yes. Five years in prison and 10 probation? WTF? And you can not possible tell me that a white kid would have received the same sentence.

#wheresmelania? Spending our money somewhere, no doubt. Probably lots of it :/

It’s probably not often that your insider knowledge of grocery self-scan machines drops a jaw, but it def just did.

Someone needs to ask her if the tanks are near Baghdad, because they are Sarah, they are.

I’d laugh, but this is the sort of thing that plays into the Trumpers’ victimization/persecution narrative. My autocorrect fucks me all the time, especially if I’m having dictating to Siri. The idea that his phone would ‘correct’ Melania to Melanie is very believable and really an incredibly obvious explanation, and…

...and ‘cuck’ in a following sentence. I mean for real.

As former Air Force, I will allow this but only because it is true.