As someone who digs Ayn Rand, it bothers me to no end when people conflate assholes like him with her work. I know, I know, he loves Rand. He also completely missed the point.

As long as he furthers their agenda and appoints judges that will rule in their favor, he could actually commit murder himself and they’d roll over for it.

He literally negged the President of France.

I don’t know what ‘Real’ Cadbury tastes like, but when I was in the service and would be visiting Germany on my way someplace else the first thing I would always do was buy a Milka bar, and savor every goddamned molecule. 20+ years later I can still remember landing at Ramstein, getting a Milka and talking it back to…

My jaw is dropped, meaning it dropped and is now stuck, which is saying something in 2018. Particularly: ‘He represented me in the Stormy Daniels case but there was no campaign money involved, because that would be very bad.”

Used to make Nestle Tollhouse cookies every weekend, rarely ever actually completed baking them into cookies. Eventually I stopped even pretending that I was going to try.

I hadn’t even noticed that before, and now it’s bugging the sh*t out of me.

I’m 49 and I definitely remember the section of my 8th grade history textbook that taught that there were positive aspects to slavery, chief among them that the slaves were valuable property and so their masters did not want them to come to any real harm smh.

Technically this means I can say I fought in Desert Storm. Sure I deployed to Kuwait in 1995, but the operation was still called Desert Storm at the time and I have a Desert Storm service ribbon. And at least I actually made it to f**king Kuwait.

I have had Parisians, Romans and Cubans tell me they’ve never had better coffee than the one they had in Melbourne.

Well I was going to give this movie a pass, butt...

You’re analyzing his words as if he means anything he says. They’re just sounds that come out of his mouth. Very bad sounds, to be sure.

...the best possible outcome is that we all die.

Next stop, the White House!

Just don’t ever forget that when Obama telegraphed his moves beforehand, it was bad. And when he promised action on chemical weapons use and didn’t do anything, that was the worst thing ever. But Trump may or may not do anything even though he directly promised that missiles would be “coming soon.”

Now I almost wish I needed ketchup for something.

You assume...

As a white dude, this is the sort of thing I might not have noticed or paid enough attention to before Black Panther. That movie was a revelation and everything looks different now. Hopefully to the suits now as well, who saw that representation = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. If RPO had been started yesterday they’d…

“President Trump cares deeply about women and minorities. All his policies and actions are designed to ensure that the greatest number of them come out to the polls this November to participate in our democracy.”

Beau Titsworth is not the most f-ed up name on there, but it is the one that made me involuntarily LOL.