I like how he switched ‘fair’ and ‘balanced’ so as to cover his tracks. Didn’t work.

The wave-throughers are #2 for me, especially when they get upset that you’re not going through like they instructed you. I also had a friends that got their car totaled by trusting some yahoo, I’ve come close.

I like how showing people recording things on phones is the new way to show that people are engaged. Look how much fun these people are having, they’re so into it they’re all recording it! You too could be part of a viral situation, even if you don’t like the music you’ll be part of something.

Even without the tequila I find this plausible.

I would feed him disinformation that I wanted the Russians to hear.

I wouldn’t want to do something I liked for 92 days straight. Kudos to their seapersonship, and for being so well prepared. I can’t even imagine being in a broken boat on the ocean getting rammed by sharks. This part of the movie is going to be intense.  

Your explanation is what I initially assumed, especially since you can see the bit of the top. And in fact, it’s what I still assume must be the case, even though...

You didn’t actually listen to what he said, did you? Again proving my point, he says the will come about if we attack them. He does say that Trumps threats to attack them are bringing them closer to war, which of course. But then he chastises the UN for not pursuing peace.

Notice in EVERY SINGLE STATEMENT that the DPRK put out, they always take care to stress that they won’t use their nukes except in defense. That often gets buried, and in fact often left out of new stories, but if you look at the official statements they put out, in every single case they stress over and over again…

It’s a Simpson’s joke

Seriously, even if I memorized every question and answer on the board for every round, I would still lose badly to this guy.

I am so lucky to have a drive-in in my town. All these rules apply in spades. Although I sneak in all the booze I can manage, I know that the snack bar pays their bills so I always get the biggest popcorn and soda they’ve got.

It wouldn’t all be for BBQ, duh. Some of it would be for the private jet to fly you down to Austin TX to get the BBQ, fancy hotel while you’re there, etc. And then also the bypass surgery you’d require from all the BBQ you were eating, all that travel can’t help.

This is a deal breaker for me. I use the control center to turn off my wi-fi radio to save battery life relatively often, being able to do that was the best feature of any recent iOS. I won’t upgrade until this is fixed somehow.

Especially him lol

Was maybe probably going to see this before, now I am absolutely going to go out of my way to see it.

As an ice cream commercials it’s bizarre and off-putting. As a piece of art it’s interesting and funny. So like, I really dug it! But also, WTF?!

I definitely just skipped to the comments section to say that I am never, ever reading this article, especially considering where I drink.

The cops in my town are AWESOME. Just saying. The problem is acute, but not widespread.

Also, YAY BODYCAMS. At this point I would support a constitutional amendment requiring them.