You didn’t actually listen to what he said, did you? Again proving my point, he says the will come about if we attack them. He does say that Trumps threats to attack them are bringing them closer to war, which of course. But then he chastises the UN for not pursuing peace.

Notice in EVERY SINGLE STATEMENT that the DPRK put out, they always take care to stress that they won’t use their nukes except in defense. That often gets buried, and in fact often left out of new stories, but if you look at the official statements they put out, in every single case they stress over and over again…

It’s a Simpson’s joke

Seriously, even if I memorized every question and answer on the board for every round, I would still lose badly to this guy.

I am so lucky to have a drive-in in my town. All these rules apply in spades. Although I sneak in all the booze I can manage, I know that the snack bar pays their bills so I always get the biggest popcorn and soda they’ve got.

It wouldn’t all be for BBQ, duh. Some of it would be for the private jet to fly you down to Austin TX to get the BBQ, fancy hotel while you’re there, etc. And then also the bypass surgery you’d require from all the BBQ you were eating, all that travel can’t help.

This is a deal breaker for me. I use the control center to turn off my wi-fi radio to save battery life relatively often, being able to do that was the best feature of any recent iOS. I won’t upgrade until this is fixed somehow.

Especially him lol

Was maybe probably going to see this before, now I am absolutely going to go out of my way to see it.

As an ice cream commercials it’s bizarre and off-putting. As a piece of art it’s interesting and funny. So like, I really dug it! But also, WTF?!

I definitely just skipped to the comments section to say that I am never, ever reading this article, especially considering where I drink.

The cops in my town are AWESOME. Just saying. The problem is acute, but not widespread.

Also, YAY BODYCAMS. At this point I would support a constitutional amendment requiring them.

On a related note, this will probably end up helping protect other people’s rights. The resulting hullabaloo is likely to have a clarifying effect on other police officers—nationwide, even—about the subject of when it is OK to get a sample. i.e., when you have a warrant, like the law says.

He saying, “Actually I hoped no one would notice, but since you did, I will say this bald-faced lie that only my base will believe, because they’re trapped in an abusive relationship and they have to.”

It’s a preemptive thanks for all the adoration for how well he will handle the hurricane.

Similar, I’m opting for a spot in rural NE that is miles away from anyone at all. There are no nearby population centers, it’s as remote as you can get, probably about an hour down a dirt road. It will be interesting to see how this holds up. I’m giving myself lots and lots of time to get there.

It bothers me a little, because it makes me wish I was a fat beautiful black woman. This chunky pale old fuck ain’t gettin’ shit.

I love Luc Besson and am the target demo for this movie, I was unimpressed. Visually amazing, the story and characters are weak. When I saw it it had already moved to a smaller theater and it wasn’t as visually impressive as it could have been, and this is a movie that really benefits from iMax or XD. And probably…

That is legit the ugliest car I’ve ever seen in my life.