Usually I say people read too much into things, but that’s about as obvious as you can get, and is awesome.

I guess I never had to need it, because I’ve been using backpacks for well over 40 years now and I never had a clue.

“I’m doing a thing later, and if I don’t bring a black guy the Lying Media will never let me hear the end of it. We have one around here somewhere, don’t we? I put one of them in my cabinet to shut people up, get him in here.”

Where have you been all my life?

Only someone with a house like this can truly understand the plight of the working man.

The really astounding thing is his facebook non-apology, where there are loads and loads of comments from alt-righters defending him and saying that they know the true Milo. I can only assume that these same people freak out about trans people using their bathrooms.

And either precedes it with, “To be honest” or follows it with “Believe me”. You’re not and we don’t, a-hole.

So demonstrably false that a reporter with actual facts stood up and read out those actual facts, and Trump had to backpedal and say it’s just what someone had told him. Which is pretty goddamned ridiculous.

And called the BBC fake news, the friggin’ BBC. Insulted them, to their face. And the BBC reporter defended his network, and they had a little back and forth with Trump trying to bully a BBC reporter.

He also said, “I am the least anti-semetic person ever, and the least racist person ever” (I’m quoting from memory so I amy be paraphrasing a little, but not much). And the way he said it—not that can I’m psychic and can tell when someone is lying, but I’ve known plenty of narcccists in my life and I’ve certainly got…

True, I did listen for myself, and I saw a completely unhinged buffoon lie, lie, and lie some more. It was truly extraordinary and deeply troubling. Everyone should definitely watch it, so they can see for themselves what’s happening.

Thanks! I searched for a minute to get the best clip, cuz I cared.

If we ever needed Buzby Berkely to come back, now is the time

You are a bad person and you should be ashamed.

I was about to spout off but then I saw you had done it better.

No lie, I am not kidding—at thumbnail size I thought that was a picture of Kellyanne Conway.

This is why it always amuses me when people complain about what’s in the Koran. I’m like, have you read the Bible? The first few chapters make ISIS look like a bunch of babies.

I just googled it, and he kinda did, sorta.

But what’s his position now, is the question.

If everyone that called themselves christian actually had to live by all the princiuples of christianity, there’d be like 5 christians in the world. Pope Francis is a christian, he’s the only one I can name off the top of my head. Maybe you’re one, I don’t know you.