Thanks! I searched for a minute to get the best clip, cuz I cared.

If we ever needed Buzby Berkely to come back, now is the time

You are a bad person and you should be ashamed.

I was about to spout off but then I saw you had done it better.

No lie, I am not kidding—at thumbnail size I thought that was a picture of Kellyanne Conway.

This is why it always amuses me when people complain about what’s in the Koran. I’m like, have you read the Bible? The first few chapters make ISIS look like a bunch of babies.

I just googled it, and he kinda did, sorta.

But what’s his position now, is the question.

If everyone that called themselves christian actually had to live by all the princiuples of christianity, there’d be like 5 christians in the world. Pope Francis is a christian, he’s the only one I can name off the top of my head. Maybe you’re one, I don’t know you.

I’m pretty sure they both understand the word ‘divest’ equally well, but Ivanka may have a better grasp of the word ‘consequences’.

No seriously, this is why when I see this trope in movies (most recently in Rogue One) it doesn’t take me out of the story. I bet that guy coulda kicked my ass.

Taking my morning commute train down to Silly-con Valley one day, there’s these automatic ticket kiosks that were impenetrable to me and I always was screwing something up, or worrying that I was about to screw something up while my train was about to close the doors.

Now I am curious as to what you’d have to do to the car to get it to go that fast, that quickly.

Profiting off this is literally her only motive. My only solace is that her attempts to profit off this after the inevitable divorce may be entertaining. No, I am not suggesting that that will be worth it.

Yes, he told the truth. But issue with it is he sounds like he wants in on the party. Like, instead of a realization that we do bad things and should stop, he’s more like “everybody does it, why get your panties in a twist.”

I have a couple friends, I don’t even try to argue, I just tell them that I fully expect that they will hate him as much as I do in no more than one year from now. I don’t expect it to actually take that long. Unfortunately, the reason will probably be because even they won’t be able to spin a collapsed economy post…

I would have bet $1000. But I’d still bet $1000 that we’ll hear it eventually.

It sucks that a team that I hate (because of its braying fans, natch) won, but goddamn they were good and they didn’t win because of some groaning mistake.

Pure honey, which is hard to buy in the store since it gets mixed with sugar water. The only honey I would trust to be pure honey is honey I got out of the hive myself.

Whoa! That is actually important information that I needed to know a few weeks ago.