Now I am curious as to what you’d have to do to the car to get it to go that fast, that quickly.

Profiting off this is literally her only motive. My only solace is that her attempts to profit off this after the inevitable divorce may be entertaining. No, I am not suggesting that that will be worth it.

Yes, he told the truth. But issue with it is he sounds like he wants in on the party. Like, instead of a realization that we do bad things and should stop, he’s more like “everybody does it, why get your panties in a twist.”

I have a couple friends, I don’t even try to argue, I just tell them that I fully expect that they will hate him as much as I do in no more than one year from now. I don’t expect it to actually take that long. Unfortunately, the reason will probably be because even they won’t be able to spin a collapsed economy post…

I would have bet $1000. But I’d still bet $1000 that we’ll hear it eventually.

It sucks that a team that I hate (because of its braying fans, natch) won, but goddamn they were good and they didn’t win because of some groaning mistake.

Pure honey, which is hard to buy in the store since it gets mixed with sugar water. The only honey I would trust to be pure honey is honey I got out of the hive myself.

Whoa! That is actually important information that I needed to know a few weeks ago.

God I wish I could disagree with you.

It’s Bullshit, they teach it at the Wharton School of Business. However in addition to that he seems to have picked up a very peculiar Moscow-influenced dialect, which is a first among American presidents, I am told.

I’m surprised he didn’t name drop Omarosa, or mention that George Washington Carver invented peanut butter. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Counterpoint: I flew from Las Vegas to Austin TX for $33 (on Allegiant Air). I was able to visit relatives that I never would have been able to afford to see otherwise. I bought socks and underwear at Walmart when I arrived and spent less than I would have on the bag charge.

That job listing for RL’s personal assistant seems pretty reasonable to me. If I had the money and was short on time, my list might be very similar. With one addition:

Here is senator Jeff Sessions grilling potential appointee Sally Yates in a confirmation hearing, about whether she would have the guts to say no to a president’s unlawful order:

It’s Nixon 1973, and we’re just over a week in.

Well to be fair, if you’re looking to get me interested in gaming, this is one way to do it.

You mean like Tamir Rice?

YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

This terrifies me more than anything. Besides it being what a tinpot 3rd world dictator would do, what kind of crazy decisions are going to get made because no adults are in the room? Or what are they planning that the Joint Chiefs would put a stop to? Danger! Danger!

I say this as a white dude who cannot possibly imagine what is going through your head right now, I’m trying to put myself in your shoes and man that would drive me fucking insane. “Detained at the airport? Try executed in the street.”