Thank you for this. It’s like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound but I’ll take what I can get right now.

Agreed, I know a few words but I was not actually familiar with that vocabulary word. However, I was able to figure it out as soon as I saw it. Because I’m not an idiot.

Part of wishes he had run, part of me is glad he didn’t because I wouldn’t wish that on him. Fly Joe, be free!

My cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me, by Chuck Tingle

I’m not sure I would have been able to resist, either.

Trump loves the Blacks. See, he’s even willing to touch one (kinda).

You know, I heard the rating are way down and that would def get me to tune in.

“So, looks like Putin just nuked Incirlik Airbase, f**k.”

It’s cause we don’t know what else to say and we’re afraid of fucking it up. PLEASE TELL US WHAT TO SAY!

Was gonna say the same thing, I’m actually rather impressed.

OK that’s a little uncanny

I did a double-take when I realized that was still in the ‘quoted’ section of the post.

All true. Hillary is just as dangerous, because she’s angling for a war with Russia, and they have nukes they can fire back. Both candidates are utterly unacceptable so Johnson/Weld it is.

Donald Trump wants to start a TV channel, and this was supposed to be the publicity for it, but it won’t stop and he can’t get off.

It puts me to sleep and then I have weird dreams. For instance, I had this weird dream that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were our presidential nominees. OK that would be more like a nightmare but you get the idea.

I have it all on DVR and I have to FF through those. They never provide any kind of factual information, it’s the campaigns’ attempt to warp reality by lying directly to your face and hoping you’ll buy it. “Mr. Trump has never said that.” Plays video clip of him saying that. “Well what he meant when he said that…

Gloria Borger is just about over all this bullshit, I catch her rolling her eyes over on the side all the time. One day one of the Trump surrogates is gonna push her too far and she’ll drop a “Oh fucking come on, really?!”

I would agree but I hear that math begins to break down near infinities.

I’m not saying you have all your priorities right in life*, but you def have your priorities right in this post.

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.