Well now I am curious. Twinkies are obviously the best-known of the Hostess artificial confections. But do they sell? I haven't actually witnessed anyone actually eating a twinkie in years, longer if you don't count "Zombieland". If a kid actually got one in their lunch at school there'd probably be a SWAT team called…

I was actually just starting to enjoy Last Resort for what it was—laugh out loud bad. Pure 100% American Cheese.

Actually I think the similarity is to "The World is not Enough", as far as I can tell they're almost identical, but mind you that is without listening to TWINE again, so I may just be high as far as that goes. I think both are awesome Bond songs though and I was enthralled with this opening at the beginning of…

I agree, and there's an easy way to test, too. Not that you really need a test to prove something so obvious, but just for thoroughness you could easily set up two cameras, anything more than 10 ft distant will show up on both cameras.

Jed, for the win! My first LOL of the day

Sorry Damon, would have much rather seen this movie than the one you wrote —Me

This is the much better worded version of what I was going to say

Seriously. it took me a minute to grasp it, because I was crying through the whole episode, but once my faculties came back I said heyyyyyyy....it was like a prisoner swap on the Freedom Bridge in the DMZ, and one of them was even an actual prisoner. And to obvious and deliberate to be an accident, you know it came up…

No fear at all...pure joy actually. I'll admit that his post X-Men record has been weak, but this could be just the ticket for him. I did enjoy FC, but not more than X1 or X2. Can we have him go back in time and redo X3 while we're at it?

That's why I said Sushi, I figured it was something snacky they could pick at, and then leave most of it on their plate after one of them realized he still had that hooker's number from last night

Well see that's probably why right there then. Every time they sit down to watch it, 5 minutes in they're like THAT'S IT THAT'S GREAT GOTTA RUN WHO WANTS SUSHI, they can't ever sit down to watch the whole thing.

You are either bats hit insane, drunk off your ass, or I am both and too far gone to understand how deep you are. Don't take that as an insult I'm rating the 3rd option as the most likely, since I just got home from a bar and I'm pissed off cuz I got cockblocked, AGAIN

See the thing is, if you did all the blow they bought with that budget (hey it went somewhere, right?!) it would look GREAT

Let me be the first to congratulate the authors on their IgNobel Prize

That awkward moment when you realize your best friend is missing fingers because he sent them off to "Ca$h for Carbon"

Fast forward to the Great Carbon Shortage of 2098, when people wistfully recall the good old days when we had too *much* carbon. "Why, we had carbon just lying around the house!"

I immediately liked the pilot, and thought they could really take it somewhere. And The 2nd episode soured me on it, and I had a long list of complaints but I said I'd give it another week. The 3rd episode was a little better, enough to buy it one more week. And I;m glad because I thought last night's episode was…

I won't not see it on general principal, but I certainly won't get excited about it until I hear from reputable reviewers that Brad Bird was able to actually make a good movie out of whatever mess he turns in.

Sure we do. But I want to see all the cool shit that happens along the way.

Sorry folks, it's been a LONG time since I read the book or watched the movie...I shoulda checked it on Wikipedia first. I'm still effing impressed though. If I had even bruised my rib I wouldn't even get out of bed.