Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

And yet people will continually insist that the US doesn’t have a gun problem...

It is normal here, and now... and that’s the problem.

I’m glad Foley seems to be in higher spirits lately.

I’ve only watched the first two episodes so far, but my goodness. Sensational. The episode two sketch about the pregnant couple and their doctor’s “baby droppage average” was amazing. “Standard form, it just says anything I find in there I get to keep.”

I wouldn’t even give them 50% accurate. Maybe in lab conditions with some pretty strict standards and very simple questions.

All these things do is detect a bunch of physiological reactions, and assume they represent stress. That that stress can be consistently tied to lying.

Sorry, my timeline doesn’t even believe vaccines work. Everyone here definitely thinks polygraphs are foolproof lie detectors.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

…or c) these movies are filmed on a green screen and it’s entirely common for people to appear in scenes together without ever having met.

New series is fantastic, dignity caps in place at all times. I’d love another one or two series, I especially enjoy it when they get loose and surreal in the final episodes and stuff from the slush pile makes it in the running order. More sugar, please! Give those other scripts a look, write some new stuff, no more…

Maybe Jackie Daytona will do a little bartending at the new club.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Cruise will turn 60 this year and based on what I know about High Year Tenure (prior USAF), they would have “retired” him five years earlier as a Navy Captain. He still could be an instructor, but he would a civilian and not in the cockpit.

Emily Blunt didn’t really need Tom Cruise

We really truly need a good old-fashioned windfall profits tax.

Sure starting to look like we’re setting up to do it all again too, doesn’t it?

If only there was an election in 2016 that could have made Alito a semi-amusing crank in a 6-3 minority... I remember hearing something about that election, where both candidates were the same and the Supreme Court didn’t matter.

Funny how all the women telling me that in 2016 were already post-menopause.

Imagine how long the list will be by the time most of us can buy one.

The whole thing kind of falls apart without the right lead. Actors with Chow Yun-fat’s charisma and presence are few and far between.

It’s not so bad for Heard, but bad for the ACLU. Even if ghostwriting is common, this isn’t really the shit the ACLU should be doing, and with the entire right wing constantly waiting for the organization to fuck up, the ACLU should be trying to be Caesar’s wife, not getting into this mudpit. She could have found a…

I don’t think it’s weird that she worked with a ghostwriter, but that the ghostwriter is from the ACLU just feels dirty to me.