Plot twist - you love to eat socks!

Yes, it is terrible when people have the nerve to exercise their Constitutional rights and it clearly means they are guilty rather than following their attorney’s advice.

Please don’t give them more slideshow ideas.

Realistically kinja is so bad at being an archival system that you guys might as well swap to live discord channels embedded w/ forced threading per article and the comment section would work better here.

Should have punished them and made them use kinja.

It helped that the people interrupting him were also great with comic timing. I’ve been binging videos of his appearances like everyone else and the appearances on Conan and Letterman are so much funnier because they know the right moment to break in and have just the right amount of incredulity.

how did Norm die? You guessed it:

One thing I came to admire about Norm Macdonald was the way he handled talk show host interruptions to some of his longer-form jokes. Not only did he not seem fazed by it, he dealt with them in a good natured way, even tending to respond with additional off-the-cuff jokes before seamlessly resuming the original joke.

A) This thing is an amazing time capsule

I would’ve taken Bob Dole in a second over TFG.

I would put Norm in the 4 funniest people of all time, and the 1997 episode of Conan with him and Courtney Thorne-Smith as the funniest thing television has ever made.

A job offer at a lumber mill in 1972 was probably some guy in an office on the phone going “Yeah, Jimmy Biden right? Yeah come on in, work a week, if you’re good, we’ll cut you a check.”

Even at the most nihilistic you’ve got to acknowledge that suddenly having BILLIONS of corpses around the planet is a giant problem, for both the surviving humans and animals.

Oh, Jez has been trash for a good while. It’s like they’re channeling the Red Scare podcast hosts, but somehow shittier.

No kidding. I currently am working with one Boise Cascade lumber mill. They have 5 mills in a 50 mile radius, with 500+ employees at each. Lots of seasonal workers as well.

How's your comedy tour of the Catskills going?

Why isn’t anyone wearing a mask? We are in an honest to goodness pandemic and most people are only wearing a mask cuz authorities say so. In-story the mask thing happened then stopped. 

I had a more in depth reply, but Firefox crashed (it’s been convinced that it needs to close to finalize an update for over a month, despite being up to date), so brief and dismissive it is.

This is unacceptable. However, I totally be down if they randomly put in 90s rap duo Tag Team.