Pretty sure you don’t need to watch gay porn to see guys finishing themselves off...?

Oh, god no.

Sean Penn was on Conan O’Brien’s podcast a while back and he was talking about how the push to have roles only played by people who share the same physical and cultural attributes as their characters is worthwhile, but can be taken too far. He said (and I don’t remember the exact quote) ‘What’s next, only a Danish…

Yup. The problem is that some apple growers, which I’m pretty sure are in South America, need an apple that doesn’t bruise to death on the long trip and looks like it must be the best tasting apple in the world because it is uniform and unblemished. A similar fate affects tomatoes and I’m sure many other fruits and…

To be fair, Brett Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court and had all his debt paid off. 

I do have to admit, when I saw this headline, I did think Wood might had said or done something a bit more... well, newsworthy than what is essentially “she sang a song lyric while giving someone the finger”.

It’s unclear whether a single issue will take up an entire season

You don’t want to be the third owner of any expensive German sedan.

You lost me at crappy pictures and an over abundance of air fresheners. I guess the smell of the rotting body in the trunk and the stains on the inside may have not completely gone away.

The cop car is always parked to shield the COP in the event someone gets too close. The idea is that they will see and avoid the cop car but maybe not the officer on foot. This is why the cop car is staggered out.

“Humans are pretty good at avoiding emergency vehicles parked on the side of the highway.”

Sadly there are much worse baby names than Game Pass.

I’m assuming something to do with a blown engine and it was cheaper at the time to find a used Viper engine, but that was 6 years ago and it’s been sitting since. Something like that

“Just sort out these few wires here and pull the big lever. Piece of cake.”

He reached the point where young women in bars were like “What’s Nevermind?”

If the parents signed a photo release for the 200 bucks, then that would be end of the story.

We are living in a time when I feel it is honestly a little reckless to always insist on throwing in ‘well the Dems are bad too’ to every conversation about Republican corruption. While yes, there are bad Dems, to compare the volume and degree of corruption as if they are close is an exercise in excusing Republicans.…

he claims that his parents were never properly compensated for the shoot, saying they received $200 for the now-iconic photograph. In addition, the suit alleges that they never even signed a release for the photo—let alone royalties on all the different pieces of merchandise

More accurately, boomers are investing in portfolios that are full of managers buying an awful lot of these properties as investment/rental properties.

Well if the Boomers hadn’t aggressively fought paying basic damn taxes, unlike their parents and their grandparents, then those school loans would have been tiny (you know, like the Boomers got).