What in the hell was this incomprehensible word-salad? I mean my god, it seemed to try and tackle five different things, not one of which mattered at all. You’re pathetic.

Shut the fuck up, barsanti. 

Finish it. The stuff about Island of Dr. Moreau gets more into it.

Quick! I need 500 words of pointless bullshit! Light the Barsanti signal!

Watched the first half of the Val Kilmer memoir/documentary film Val last night. His take on playing Batman was really interesting. Basically found the Batsuit (do I need to capitalize that?) so uncomfortable and isolating that he didn’t want to come back for a second film. Instead, he did The Saint, which I recall…

Yep.

Or, we possibly consider returning not turning every switch of a Twitter Avatar into a massive fight.

So, basically:

Promoting Captain Carter: Bad
Not Promoting Captain Carter: Bad

“there is something to be said for the fact that Marvel jumped at the chance to replace a Black man with a white woman in its promotional materials.”

Oh for fuck’s sake.

I’ll say what I always say when the tired South Park debates start up (pretty much any time the show is mentioned here): if a late-night adult animation TV show was enough to even TERTIALLY contribute to our modern sociopolitical hellscape, we were already fucked.

But she’s a neuroscientist! Wink, wink!

Wait are we mad about a line of dialog from a show that happened weeks ago and comparing it to something that is occurring in a complete different comic today. Who the fuck cares

If the amount of people who are concerned about this actually watched Jeopardy, that show would have more eyeballs than the Super Bowl and the final M*A*S*H episode combined.

all this brendan fraser talk really has me itching to revisit ‘blast from the past’ and the extremely fun airheads.

The first Mummy is the closest we’ve come to replicating the Indiana Jones films, and Fraser is a big reason why his character comes off as charming and romantic rather than an insufferable douchebag.

I rewatched The Mummy Returns recently and anybody who can make a movie with bones that bad into something really pretty entertaining deserves all the career success. (No discredit to Rachel Weisz, who is also better than that movie deserved)

Yeah, it’s not like Wheeler Dealers, where Edd China is a genuinely likeable, knowledgeable, professional, and Mike Brewer was just a trash used car salesman cliché.

And the original home show, This Old House. 

i guess ill need to rewatch the first few mins of the first episode but i thought it was pretty clear it was alexandra daddarios body in the crate.