Yes, I’d be horrified to realize that I was in hot tub with two people who were having sex in front of me. Similarly, I would be far too horrified of subjecting unwitting people to my sex life to get up to anything in a hot tub with anyone who wasn’t directly involved in the sex. Especially friends. And especially…

Also, let’s not ignore the skeeziness of giving someone a (presumably, from his description) handjob (no way to know from the letter who was the fiddler and who the fiddlee) in a hot-tub while other, non-consenting, people are in said hot-tub, unwittingly bathing in the recipient’s sex-fluids.

Yeah, letter #1 sounds a bit suspicious to me, too. I can’t imagine the world where your wife says, “Honey, I cheated on you. But you know what will make it better? If I cheat on you with that guy again in front of you. Oh, and you get to sleep with his wife or whatever.” And you say, “That sounds like a great idea…

Anyone else having trouble imagining how the car reversed into the pool...when the wrecked fence is behind the car?

I am guessing by the shade of grey it is a newer Taurus. I think even the base model V6 was able to go +120 MPH and had at least H speed rated tires.

100mph? Fatal.

Reverse?  Are we sure?  Seems to be the location of the parking spots and the intact fence on the opposite side indicate something entirely different happened....

Lavar Burton or cancel!!!!

The movie was really good.

I was cracking up pretty hard at the Hell-demons getting off on Jerry sucking. That was great - maybe it was just in the line delivery of them turning purple and laughing at his stuff.

Just here to say that a Karaoke version of Yello’s Oh Yeah is a phenomenally horrible idea and Parnell SELLS it. (“It” being what a bad idea it is.)

Whocouldaknowed MMOGs would lead to cheat farming the size of data centers? /s

Fair enough. Still not $13K of fun.

I know who’s behind this...

At least it’s better than using Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker, who in addition to being being mentally ill is also dumb as a rock and not a particularly fearsome fighter.

If the sensor is that easy and affordable, why hasn’t the seller done it?

Aww, Beyond flopped? I liked that one. It was the most Star Trekky of the three.

Yikes, I want to give that first letter writer a gentle hug. What a fucking awful thing to do to anyone (but especially someone who you consider a friend!). I’ve slept with people I wasn’t really attracted to, but man, I don’t tell them I’m unattracted to them while the wet spot’s still drying. I don’t ever tell them!…

Speed Racer’s problem at the box office wasn’t that it was too much a love letter to the fans. I have no nostalgia for the source material whatsoever (I was born in 1990 and never saw reruns of it) and it’s one of my favorite movies.

I would say yes. I really really enjoy it (and am very happy that season 2 premieres next week). Ted Lasso has it all: