So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

So you’re saying there’s a chance?
-Pete Rose

Sharkfucker has to be clubhouse leader for 2017 DHoF, right?

THOMPSON: I mean, what’s your feeling on this situation?

No offense to teh oldz, but WHAT THE FUCK WAS AN 87-YEAR-OLD DOING BEHIND THE WHEEL???

Why do you guys always assume the worst just because he’s a bear? Your racial profiling has no place in 2017.

Ugh, why the slow motion. Have it happen real time and then slow it down.

I thought it was pretty common knowledge that a spiked Arnold Palmer was a John Daly? Is this one of those things that everyone independently thought they made up?

Given how much I now know the NFL pumps their players with pain pills, I don’t see much humor here that a drug addict who was once an injured NFLer escaped from treatment and will now probably get chucked into a tougher cage where his life will continue to devolve into hell.

Men poop and pee on things on purpose. I seent it! We’re a truly disgusting and irredeemable race.

While I agree with your point, as a man who has had to use a men’s stadium bathroom, I don’t think it’s much more appealing to us :)

Having had the unfortuate experience of having to shit in a (men’s) bathroom at more than one sporting event, I can say with fairly solid authority that making some of the bathrooms unisex is not a great idea, unless the women of Edmonton don’t mind sitting on urine, feces, vomit, and god knows what else.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

“full retard” still getting used in 2017?

Huge surprise to see Chief of Baseball Ethics Brian McCann in the middle of all that too

Go to sleep NBA trade machine, you’re drunk.

Magical? How often do you watch hockey? Was it a good shot? Yes. Magical? GTFO.

Indeed I did. In haste I committed the writing sin of mixing my metaphors Styrofoam building fronts.

I can’t feel sorry for Trent Dilfer, though.

(Crosses Fingers) Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. And Coachman.