Are we all just gonna ignore that the kid was attacked by a fucking Minotaur?!?!

That’s cute and all but he traveled.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Shoulda just punched girls instead.

This is hardly NSFW but I still approve.

I don’t like him or his shtick. But then again I’m an adult.

Come on Tim, if these two really loved America they would have respectfully stood in silence during the anthem with their hands on their hearts, then pulled out a gun and shot someone “in self defense”, then denied someone access to a bathroom appropriate to their gender, then refused a person access to the USA based…

We all know it’s a conspiracy to sell more shoelaces. Without breaking shoelaces, entire factories full of hardworking “Americans” would fall on hard times and nobody wants that.

I’m loving that shoelaces have you this fired up. The velcro/shoelace debate has never even entered my mind and you’ve got a legitimate stance on the matter. Respect.

Does anyone edit around here? As their team name states the slide was feet first, get a real job Nick smdh...

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

I’m beginning to suspect that the blue checkmark on Twitter denotes a parody account.

I’m very happy that she’s overcome her illness to become the most colorful pimp in all of St Louis

Also, Cousins has said repeatedly that he was planning on staying in Sacramento. This was about the Kings not wanting to give him $200 million, not them being afraid that Cousins would leave.

that Cousins was leaving in free agency as soon as he could

honest question: do you watch many Warriors games? Draymond Green is one of the 2-3 best defensive players in the NBA, and is also somehow top 10 in the league in assists as a power forward. He does everything out there.

I’m the most scientific employee in this bathroom at work right now.

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

Did anyone try yelling “Stop resisting!” over and over again? That legitimizes the force.