Or a "D".

"Powerful Corporation, Dick Shaking" was actually Disney's tagline for the last couple of Rockin' New Year's Eves.

*Technically, the Pirates clinched when the Cardinals closed out the Nats. But fuck technically.

It's a hunting safari. If you don't want to see animals shot on the hunting safari then don't tune into the show that features animals being shot.......on hunting safari.

Anybody else notice how every single awful baseball column contains some form of the word "classy"? It's like a red flag saying, "You might hate yourself for reading this article."

Looking at you, Juan Uriñe

Well, now the Browns don't either.

"At face value, this isn't a terrible trade for the Browns."

Your move, Jaguars.

Considering the talent level of the Niners/Hawks compared to the Eagles, there's no way in hell Kaepernick or Wilson would have been as successful.

My favorite is probably the writer complaining about how we've become a liberal socialist nation because a federal agency won't censor a private organization's behavior.

Are you not counting "carribeans" in baseball or soccer?

Is there already talk of relocating?

Black people don't play soccer or even like soccer?

Oh good... MLS is finally listening to the demands of that rabid Atlanta soccer fan base... Atlantans are so crazy for their sports teams.

So if someone steals from me, I've been "punked"? I'll be damned. I was hoping to find these two douches in jail before the end of the article.

If it was "12 Worst Draft Picks Of All-Time", which took 17 different page clicks to view and is basically a copy-pasted Wikipedia article, yeah.

Those words from Ray Lewis make sense to me now. There are 3 coherent basic ideas in there. And with everyone's adrenaline and emotions running high before a game, they will understand every single word and feel every single emotion. Not to put down Flacco, but he must not have been into it. He's known for not being…

Uh, that Stanford speech is pretty easy to follow. Really. I guess you wanted Ray to check with his AP Stylebook before delivering the speech?

I don't think Lorena Bobbitt was fined that much when she separated a willie from the ball.