I don't think Lorena Bobbitt was fined that much when she separated a willie from the ball.

Would anyone who defends the amphetamine use of Mays, Aaron and other greats like to do the same for Tejada? How are they performance enhancers for someone today, but not for someone in the 60s?

It's not clear why Rodriguez would willingly provide evidence that MLB didn't yet have, but the implication seems to be the inclusion of another big name—Braun's—would deflect attention away from him.

He also has a podcast out about if Jodie Foster is over or underrated. Anyone else think he may be having an affair with a 63 year old woman?

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"

"These mistakes do happen, the best we can do is try and avoid confusion in the future by only saying peoples full names!"

Selig is also the only man on Earth with both the power and ineptitude necessary to turn A-Rod into a folk hero.

How much of this has to do with Congress — cracking down to keep Congress out of MLB's business and away from the anti-trust exemption?

What did A Rod do differently from Braun to warrant such a different punishment, and will there be any legal recourse from Rodriguez because of the vast differences in the penalties?

In what situation or situations would the evidence against Rodriguez become public? Is it up to MLB, Rodriguez, or both to reveal it? And what do you think the chances of this ever happening are?

Or they could just bench him for being a petulant child, and remind him of it constantly.

To: Shanahan, Mike

Wow, that's scary, just imagine if that had spilled into the stands and the fan got injured!!

"The foul language of others is an unacceptable example for my son. My handling of conflicts through physical altercations is an acceptable example."

It's not the writers' salaries that are bankrupting media, but rather the upheaval in advertising. Once upon a time, advertisers would pay a massive premium to put a full-page ad against the SI back column because they knew it was one of the few virtually guaranteed ad views for a specific high-value demographic, and…

It's actually pretty remarkable how good their form is. If you watch them mid swing, they still hit the ball in perfect position... that just enter it whilst hopping. Color me impressed.

Every waiter/waitress who posts these should be fired. Do your fucking job and you will be compensated. You aren't 'owed' a tip. It is a gratuity over and above your compensation for the job you do. Do it well and be rewarded. Do a shitty job get a shitty tip, or no tip. Just don't fucking whine like a little…

Every year I cheer for the bulls. They don't kill enough of these macho morons. At least the bulls will leave their mark before they get killed.

Damn. Hernandez is sure having a lot of trouble lately with recently retired football players.

I don't know about murder, but he is guilty of the worst Oscar Pistorius impression of all time.