The 76ers form reads “You are one of our 13 best players, we need to find somebody much worse than you”

Even if we can’t extradite from Belize, we can still persecute him.

I’d love to see Sean O’Sullivan get hurt hitting.

Philly hoops dying? No, not really. And “important” and “Sacramento” has never been said in the same sentence before in any context, basketball or other.

Teb0w - “I am against consensual sex out of wedlock”

You’ve been punk’d

About 905% of the US lies about charitable donations on their tax return. It isn’t called tax fraud for most of those.

Yeah Corruption is good, Wings blows it away

He can’t pronounce the word “information” or “it”

In the US the mall security guards would have pulled out a machine gun and killed the boar. Then they would have planted a stolen pack of gum on the boar.

WTF is wrong with you? You apparently have serious mental issues if you can say that Cowherd has said anything dozens of times. Just pull the trigger, nothing is worth listening to Cowherd that many times.

Well Comcast was going to buy Time Warner until about 2 weeks ago. Maybe that comes back around

I proposed the Comcast/NBC thing as well. But one downfall that I just thought off. Comcast would probably want him in Philly/NYC. Don’t really see him giving up the Cali lifestyle

Agree on the web part, but if Simmons builds a new Grantland for Comcast, people will come. I can see Comcast offering him the world to build that web presence that they need.

Having his own site doesn’t give him access.

NBC/Comcast. The biggest benefit to ESPN is the access they provide. He can keep the access with NBC and build whatever he wants

The awkward part is a bit redundant and superfluous.

How do they make sure that the hose water doesn’t mix in with the melted ice? I need authentication to be sure that I’m getting the good stuff when I piss my money away.

Yeah, it takes a while for the symptoms to ramp up

Point to the part where I said they are constitutionally required to protect me?