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So we can't see him at all, but we are just supposed to believe it is the Biebs?

Until the NHL gets pink pucks and sticks they clearly are not trying in respect to women.

Just another way that Vin Baker was ahead of the curve.

We can thank the wine, if Amare plays like a 50 year old this year

Only shitheads think there is a difference between a dem and pub.

So the Bucs hired Jimmy Haslam's homeless man?

Correction. Shatted

If Dan McGwire had access to his bother's juice, he would have been at least 6'11"

Probably threw a flag for the guys diving at knees.

You italicized "drinks", but you really should have used it on "beers"

Technically Allen doesn't do his calf-roping anymore because he can't get close to the QB.

I bet he would.

The biggest issue I see with him leaving is the platform and access that ESPN provides him. He can start up his own website or come to Deadspin and have an equal number of eyes on his written work. He could find a way to restart Grantland and bring some of the talent with him. He could recreate 30 for 30 easily.

What is the context of the last quote? When did he say it?

What a great show of respect. - Daniel Snyder

And the sign says "Long haired freaky people get no coffee"

Beau Allen is white and a NT

The hell it doesn't. I'm still an NFL fan, but I'm not watching until Goodell is gone and owners are held to some standard of human decency. That doesn't mean that I won't follow the goings on in the game as I wean down my addiction.

Untrue, I haven't watched this year.