Deterrence mainly, I'd have to say.

June 9th, 2015... amirite?

Won't Gordie Lachance be bummed to know that Teddy Duchamp found a time machine in the junk yard. Sadly, Teddy could only figure out how to throw him into the future.

LOL! Gawd this is awesome. I swear this is what we are coming down to. Everyone is hurt by everything. STFU and live life.

I work in the lumber industry and I approve this message.

Nah.. that would be using common sense. We'll be having none of that.

Exactly the thing they lost when they were incarcerated. Why do they even have internet access? Why do they even have computer access? We need to go back to chain gangs. Prison shouldn't be a place to spread hate and increase your muscle mass by way of 2 hours in the 'gym' each day. We need more Sheriff Arpaio's.

"Have a nice trip, Mr. Weyland".

Photoshop & After Effects (here's to hoping you were really asking) *smile*

*clap!* *clap!*

@Hadphoner: You just took that leap for mankind and faceplanted the landing.

Ya.. seriously.

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Wait a minute... a Gawker blog is shining light on a democrat or liberal fu*kup? I can't... oh geez.. I'm getting faint.. call the... *ker-plunk!*

Screw salt water. Think of the possibilities to vodka!

In case people are trying to cut and paste, the actual spelling/name of the game on Steam is: Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale.

Even though their kids are in school, there is usually some overlap in time where you need some sort of paid child supervision. Part time jobs don't come close to paying for this and even a full time job can be a wash. Sometimes is just makes sense to be a housewife and be there for your kids 24/7.

If it tastes good and gets me buzzed without the morning 'WTF?', it's a win in my book.

The word 'a' is not a very new preposition.

You're right. It's not inflected. However, they are infected: