@8x10: Reminded me of this.

"In the absence of wolves, elf proliferate substantially"

@ziffelbat: For everyones sake, I hope that never happens.

@neMouse: It doesn't feel like one to me.

@numo16: What if we already have goatees? Are we the evil twins then?

"Miss Rowberry (17) and her partner Lee Lacey, 24,"

I'm pretty happy with my setup.

"("Behold the power of our fully operational mining platform" doesn't have quite the same ring.)"

@darkly:

My problem is that I have no concept of time in the morning. Not trying to be funny, I just don't understand it until I've been awake for a while. I can see that I've got 10 minutes to get out of the house and I'll still take a 20 minute shower because it just doesn't add up in my head. I'll hit snooze 3 or 4 times…

This has nothing to do with me, why are we talking about it?

The way that's written it sounds like Charlie's upset that Walter's winning.

@ellemdee: I have a set of these and use them all the time.

"The big winner, for genre fans, was Nathan Fillion's Castle, which got superb ratings thanks to its Dancing lead-in."

@beefs2: Well, my kid brother for one. He stumbled upon an open can once and never looked back. Me, I never liked it Couldn't stand the bitterness. Same reason I don't like chocolate and coffee.

@ps61318: I love how he completely misses the guard.

@chartreusesky: I kept reading despite the fact that I thought the first 50 pages were slow, uninteresting, and a mess. I also had a hard time keeping up with all of the characters. I'm glad I did though. Really good reading after that.

It was actually done in 3 minutes. They start at 0:28 and end at 3:29. There's a minute of fluff at the ends of the video.

@nygenxer: That's one of the best unintentional gag(No pun intended) gifts ever.

@nygenxer: Considering the fact that I know a 30 year old grandmother, who's mom is only 47 (It would seem that the ability to keep your pants on is possibly ruled by genetics too), the answer is yes, there are definitely GILFs and probably even some GGILFs. And since you're seemingly ok with 60 year olds, maybe even…