Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

Geez, what a thug. He just said he goes into the strip club and doesn't even tip.

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

Please, god, let this mean that someday we can act like Macklemore's records never happened. . .

"Fifty-three yards into the wind? F that"

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

What happened to just cutting the fucking sleeves off, Belichick? You've changed, man.

Makes sense that Pacquaio doesn't have anything in the bank, Filipinos keep all their money in these:

I'm way too drunk to understand this article.

He was one of the ESPN commenters who was investigated by Deadspin. He later joined the commentariat here, and was asked by Tommy Craggs to stop commenting because of his ability to lead the blind and cause chaos.

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