Holy cow! That's amazing!

Still though, this whole scenario worked out better than the last time such a giant bag of hot air went down in flames so spectacularly:

That's hysterical, what a Dumbo.

"Drunk quack" also serves as a tidy summation of the Mighty Ducks movies.

All you have to write about that game is "Robert Lewandowski" anyways, and the depth in this is nice. I'm fine with waiting for quality writing.

"Will do!"- Steve McNair

Stupid response. "But what if they had theoretically done the same thing?!"

Puto.

I know Deadspin and Gawker Media's reputation and all, but I think you lose a lot of credibility by not referring to them as "officers".