This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

"I'm confident when the evidence comes it will show that my client was justified and acted as a reasonable person would who was in fear for his life," Wafer's attorney told the Detroit News.

You might want to google Allison Silverman. She was the head writer of The Colbert Show from shortly after it began in 2005 until 2009. In 2007 she also became Executive Producer in addition to her head writing duties. Oh, and she's widely credited with being instrumental in creating and honing the "Colbert" on-air…

To prevent the spread of disease, maybe?

Such style.

Hahaha remember when he violated all of those women's rights by forcefully jamming his penis into them without consent hahahahaa.

'Video unavailable in your area' - * sobs *

Useless... to you.

In this scenario, the best course of action would be to light a candle in the far corner of the living room/kitchen area and leave it down on the floor. Now, turn on your gas stove *but make sure it does not light*.

Perfect movie tie-in. 300: Sandwiches.

Did you expect me to climb to the very back of the attic and in the deep reaches of my basement to haul together a pile of old electronic equipment I didn't want to get rid of, wished I did, and now feel guilty about keeping, just to post a photograph on Lifehacker?

Teen sex braggart? No. Teen rapist. There. Fixed it.

You, sir, are an asshole.

I try hard not to, thanks.

This is pretty funny, but a lot of people will miss the larger point. Sure, there's probably a greater amount of male enthusiasts than female enthusiasts, but it really angers me when I see stuff at events like when they have "bikini babes" seductively wash a car in front of a bunch of leering dudes (and I'm a dude).…

Just me then? ;)

My very first cartoon crush, Ren from Pirates of Dark Water. (a show that I'm sure most people have probably forgotten about)

Alistair!

Or GTFO.

Yeah it's not the racist grandmas twitter-raging.