Since when is that an either-or choice for native peoples?!

"Protector of nothing very much?" Seriously? That's extremely rude. The haka and many other Maori traditions are VERY fucking serious in NZ. Don't be an uneducated asshole.

lol we're so exotic guys, why don't you fetishise us some more?

Cannibals? Goddamn, pakeha. You may have lived there but I guess you didn't learn all that much.

ME ME ME. I swear, they should show that to women at fertility clinics because it's like Boom: Pregnant every time.

Goodness I LOVE the haka. Anyone else scour youtube on the regular for haka videos, or is that just me?

OMG, I'm so outraged by ... ... someone spending that much on a bag!!!

Holy shit! Because they fucking want to.

Really? A personal choice about what or what not to purchase is a better question than racism??

I can only assume that the comments section of this article will be mostly people complaining that people are too sensitive nowadays, that it was blown out of proportion, that people overreacted.

It's awesome if you're not offended.

Telling people not to be conscious isn't really a solution.

Guys, call me crazy, but is it really that hard to only fart in the bathroom? I've been in three long term relationships, I'm nearly to the 4 yr. mark with this one, and I have never farted or burped in front of any of them. In fact, I haven't even done it (that I can remember) in front of my parents since I was old…

Who poops in front of their partner?

No. The answer is, you never poop, fart, or burp in front of people because it is rude and why would you not extend the same level of courtesy to your partner you would to a stranger?

I love my wife. And I will never, EVER, poop in her presence.*

Oh Miss Davies, how you do go on!

Poo in front of someone?!?

My dad drunkenly bought one on the internet. When it arrived, we smashed it with a sledgehammer.