value is all about how much you can convince people to pay for something.

I realize that the stresses facing postmodern workplace professionals are difficult to measure and define, but at least you can rest assured that we all struggle with the ever-diminishing humanity of our relationships with the social structures and forces which can overwhelm us all at times, but you better quit crying…

this is why i believe in concealed carry. while the police take that fucking long to respond, he could have injured that woman seriously. this guy knows martial arts, and clearly has a background in gymnastics or something. i just don't think we should have to wait for the police to come in order to protect ourselves.…

Does the dress come standard with the pissy expression and the hair brushed with a shoe?

AMEN TO THIS FOR CHRIST SAKE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG

why is it assumed that all jezebel readers are straight? where's the lesbian version of this?

Hey! These guys are the patriarchy!