I don’t know, I always thought it was kind of nice. Didn’t really get “new age” vibes from it.

For that objection to stand, the author would have had to mean “you won’t see figures from Greek mythology, like Apollo, or the 2005 fictional character Kratos, roaming around.”

On the one hand this does kinda suck, on the other, consider the potential value of NOT being in the credits for Callisto Protocol.

Since when should the solution to a company doing something shitty be “get used to it”? It doesn’t have to be this way, y’know. You could organize and fight for actual change instead of continuing to go without credit.

It sucks to see someone break away from a gaint and crappy publisher and continue the same lousy practices in their own business.

Wanted to play the Overwatch holiday event, but it was locked in arcade mode and the only way to unlock it as a new player was to play and win 50 matches. Not just play, but win 50 matches. Needless to say, I uninstalled the game 

It’s hilarious that they want you to get 300 kills per character in that mode to get certain event achievements. Yeah, after playing that shitty mode I have no interest in playing it even a second time. Overwatch isn’t a deathmatch type game and I wish they’d stop force-feeding it to you in the events. Junkenstein I…

I heard after water boarding people, they would sit them in a room and make them watch the Pest.  After 5 minutes 99% of people would ask to go back to the water boarding.  The other 1% found ways to take their own life. 

On top of the fact that, while Link’s Awakening is an all-time classic and one of my favorite games, it’s also a faithful remake of a 30 year old Game Boy game that you can easily beat in like 6 hours. Not that gameplay time should correlate to value or quality much or at all, but it’s still a tough sell for a lot of…

It’s adorable* that a big sale for Nintendo is slashing the price of a $60 game released in 2019 (Link’s Awakening) by a whopping $18.

Think it would have been better as well to just swallow their pride and work together with MS and Nintendo and come up with a universal one for this. The MS one also seems way better since you can customize it a lot more than this. Like using your feet to play, which by the looks of it would be harder with this one.

This makes rickrolling seem delightful

I found incriminating footage of Logan Paul

Yeah! Fuck what women want. Where’s the next GI Joe movie damn it?!

Lmao it makes perfect sense if you’re not suffering from internet-induced brainrot, Gerwig is incredible and the main characters are likely the most fun possible casting. It’s like if the Lego Movie were more geared towards adults but still had the same talent behind it.

This is fucking DIRE. I have to imagine the actual gems will be found in less likely places, like streaming, because holy shit. This is just a depressingly awful lineup. Even for superhero bullshit it seems unusually bad. Like they’re scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel. This list is probably the most…

It’s not like there are people clamoring for a Willy Wonka expanded universe.

Okay. There’s a Renfield movie and a movie about the Demeter. My can’t-miss pitch for the next Dracula-adjacent epic?  The life of the guy who supplies the wax cylinders for Dr. Seward’s recording machine.

LOL Another Willy Wonka movie?? Why can’t we just let the one stand on it’s own. It’s not like there are people clamoring for a Willy Wonka expanded universe.