Honestly, I can't decide which is crappier: the song or the video.

Geez, stick with beer; funny & happy sounds like a great way to be drunk . . .

I hate Illinois Nazis.

It is surprising the number of people I know who have the exact same relationship with tequila. Me, I find it a pleasant enough brain scrubber.

And here I thought they were called "hula hoops" . . . silly me.