These already exist. Buy a motorcycle, take it apart, upgrade all the parts.

Like this:

No one makes a workplace safety video like the Germans.

Notice the vehicles pulling into the parking lot had to maneuver around the Buick because of his poor exit angle? I’m guessing the kid’s either a moron, or possibly high. Either way, shouldn’t be driving. Horrible.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Celica maybe, but definitely not the convertible. GT4/Alltrac, absolutely.

I would imagine hell yes.

The best part was Lorenzo Cain’s face while he was watching it happen.

Or as the Royals call it: a routine double play.

Except for that one part where the ball beats him by a full step. But, yeah.

Your life sounds hard

What the wing hell?

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

And here I thought this was going to be a rant about the proliferation of “murdered out” special editions, not a critique on their execution.

Are you crazy? This is Texas. This won’t even be investigated.

I guess you think this article is about other people.

Honestly, I’m not so sure at this point.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Dude, if you’re leaving your lane twice on a prepped track, either you have your car dialed in wrong or you need to take some driving classes.

You carry bricks in the center console of your car?