Buckner
Buckner
Buckner

Your life sounds hard

What the wing hell?

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

And here I thought this was going to be a rant about the proliferation of “murdered out” special editions, not a critique on their execution.

Are you crazy? This is Texas. This won’t even be investigated.

I guess you think this article is about other people.

Honestly, I’m not so sure at this point.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Dude, if you’re leaving your lane twice on a prepped track, either you have your car dialed in wrong or you need to take some driving classes.

You carry bricks in the center console of your car?

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.

What a fucking shock.

Listen, I like my fair share of hooning from time to time, but this dude’s a retard. Unless you’re actually Ken Block and get neighborhoods shut down to do this shit, it’s legitimately dangerous. Not to mention completely inconsiderate.

Yeah, your dune buggy is legit bro, we all see that. So you

So when gas prices go back up we will undoubtedly see this increase reversed because less people are driving, right? Or...no...

One of these days I hope to buy this sled and hoon it in the winter

If you don’t know 2 names out of the 4 you should het back to school

He looks lost and confused. Would not be surprised if he had dementia. God I hope I don’t go out like this.

That Acura convertible is dope as fuck. Who does that to an old Acura?!?! What a crazy event, one for the bucket list.