Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

The whole thing is a fucking abortion. They didn’t make one good design choice anywhere on it.

Something tells me most of the people in Beverly Hills don’t have “hillbilly buddies”

You pay a technology premium, sure. But, no one that has ever sat in or driven a Tesla thinks they’re junk. No one.

Wouldn’t be surprised if the Monterey County Board said she was too loud...

Wow. Super retarded. Shoot only if you plan to kill.

The Ruby helmets topped out at 970g but sadly closed shop. Also cost more than twice as much as these, so there’s that.

Can it stop from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds? No.

Engineering really takes a long time when you take the math out of it I guess.

I’m voting for Jeremy Guthrie at every position of the All Star Game next season, including ball boy

Yeah I would only go public to claim a 10% finders fee after herniating every disk in my back carrying as much gold as I could fit in an ever expanding hole in my backyard.

Well it’s a mule, it’s supposed to look like ass so it doesn’t give away what the production car looks like.

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

No. No, it doesn’t. At all.

He's feeling better but is still a few days from feeling Aoki.