Topless? Oh- whoops.

You say 1911, I hear 1987.

That horrible biker pretending to be innocent. Creative editing at best. WHERE IS THE PART WE CAN’T SEE!

You sell them to me at a ridiculously low price!

The indians against my Royals? We’ll get you next time.

That, my friend, is called wiggle rust. -2k

Some lady in a Chevy Citation took the time to run a stop sign total my unmolested, 62k mile, one owner Corrado. I’d buy it just to drive it into a tree and use it for target practice......if it were cheaper. CP.

CP- I’ll sell you mine for 8k and it has a clean title.

I woulda bid against you.

Turbocharger?! Turbocharger?! C’mon Mate!

Nirvana?!

...designed for warfare and capable of tracking innocent citizens.

Wrong. Drive right, pass left....regardless of speed and speed limit. You do not have authority to regulate anyone’s speed but your own.

Drive right, pass left.

Dude should be happy- now his bright orange car has been seen by millions more people! That is the point of an orange Lambo, right bruh?

I’ll give him a day to hang out with me, bruh.

I have ASE certified friends, but they don't want to talk work when they can drink beer while you figure it out. 97.3% of everything I have learned I have picked up from forums...and mostly model specific forums. Someone out there has had the same exact issue as you at some time. You and your situation are not a…

Throw in some choice words and that was my response, but they had me and they knew it because I never asked for an estimate. Payed my $400 and never went back to another shop. Alignments and tires are the only times my fleet sees the inside of another garage....and one of them is a G60 Corrado.

I said fuck it and have since taught myself how to fix every single thing I've had break for the next 15 years.

Yeah- I think the ink is still wet on my check to creepy uncle sam.