something, something, innuendo, bewbs.

I agree 100%. Between phones and knob-less radios and such, it really is a miracle that we all make out as good as we do.

Life is too short to go without coffee. Maybe coffee will turn your capslock off?

Maybe you should try some coffee?

Well you sure as hell won't be driving (crashing) and owning (maintaining) supercars with THAT attitude!

50¢ worth of douches.

Please stop driving.

You can usually find 'raddos in the weeds when the owners trade out for forza versions, which seem to be slightly more reliable. Then dumbasses like me buy them to turn into daily drivers.

Someone PLEASE give me a 993 and I promise I will write at least three (3) blog posts chronicling my opinions of said automobile for the whole interwebs to digest.

I know where there is one of these here in D-Town. Too bad I have never seen it move. Just takes up space. Very frenchy.

Maybe they shortened the poor man's legs to give it more of a super ground clearance look? Shoulda thought about that before putting a lift on my 4runner, might have been cheaper.

yawn.

Don't mind if i do....

So all my cars have ever had is one horn. If the horn is set to country from the factory and I live in the city, is that the reason everyone is driving like asshats around me? Where can I find one of these city horns?

Or maybe he was out all night stealing cars, only to return in the morning (at 08:30) and notice that he himself was a victim.

No way. Not buyin it. He goes on to say "Another guest at the inn arrived at approximately 09:30 hours" You do not make the same mistake twice. Him AND the other guest at the inn got lucky. Clearly he means 9:30am.

"My wife and I went to dinner, returned about 08:30 hours"

She should be careful. You can get a ticket in most states for public urination.

Yes. Cuz most fans would wear it with a blue one. BACK OF THE LINE!