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Elena Myers is not impressed with these car-driving prissies. Real female racers win races, just like real racers!

Well to be technical, she did achieve her one (1) win using the tortoise method - driver slower than everyone else, but allow them to run out of fuel while you cruise to a win.

That's on the fringe of ban-worthy stupidity.

So you're saying... the French surrendered to the Germans. Color me surprised.

Auditing Google Image results for AOTD is not my obligation.

Snapundersteer'd

Nope.

#COTD

You're welcome.

I'd like to see him try that through eau rouge.

If that's the case, blame the inaccuracy of Google's image search. I meant the real one, of course.

When you ask most people to think of an Italian sports car, this is what you're going to get in the mind of any enthusiast. One of the most expensive, highest-regarded cars in the world, the Ferrari GTO.

Expertly crafted. The 2.5x price tag is perfect.

Well I'm late to the party thanks to being stuck in federal court all afternoon. But I'm glad to see you guys ran this story. Dakar is an unbelievably epic race that gets almost zero coverage here in the States (and relatively little even elsewhere in the world). So that on its own is interesting, but more so, this…

A manual-only convertible Corvette? Who the hell do they think is going to buy this? The ability to drive a manual and convertible Corvette purchasers are mutually exclusive groups.

I hereby nominate this man for a star. His contributions around here are consistently of the highest quality.

This may sell well in America's largest cities. Because golfcart. But anywhere else, it's simply too small, too expensive, too slow (relative to what else is available at the price). Most people will opt for a Mini if they're in this market and they need any sort of practicality out of the car. Yes, there will be…

Have you read the news? The younger generation doesn't like cars. They like... iPhones! So... we make our cars into iPhones!

Wow, that... bravo indeed. I'm giving this a #COTDnomination just for the cleverness alone.