Wait wait wait, Carroll Shelby is *BEING SUED*?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO....

Holy shit that's funny. You win the internet.

Can't read that; still can't understand why you need a paywall for information that's free everywhere else on the internet.

2011 RC212V... so far as I know, Honda hasn't made their 1000 public yet.

Oh well. At least their bikes are still cool.

Wait, I think last is worse than Mediocre. Sounds like you want a Jetta.

CSL is not sure if serious...

No.

Until proven otherwise.

Dave Mirra is a former bicycle rider, not a race car driver.

The sketchiness of this car is screaming off the page for me. And repairs on a Porsche... well, you won't even remember what you paid to acquire the car. And it's ugly. My right finger reflexively CP'd it.

No. And, highly unlikely, at least, not so far as I know.

Congress are passing around this statement and lol'ing.

Pastrana: still failing.

Um, what? Your post doesn't even mention the word "qualifying." In fact, it says "the average gap between first and 6th place in an F1 RACE is 1 second. "

Ray, if the Top Gear Caravan challenge tapped you out, just be glad you stopped there. The Lotus challenge would've had you jumping off a very tall building.

Their "race cars" weigh more than street cars, use 50s "technology," are exactly the same except stickers, don't turn right, don't brake, don't shift gears, and, oh, right, if they actually do get spread out, the sanctioning body will throw a "competition caution" in hopes that Billy Bob will crash into JJ and keep…

I'm not sure that's so much the quirk as that when you press them, you pray you don't hear the tell-tale "pop/crunch" of a regulator dying.

Some Western states have speed limits as high as 85mph, such as in rural Texas. You might not be able to get to quite 100 legally, but 92 or 93mph would probably slide.

Looks like some sort of V-Rod with a special appearance package. Don't worry, it'll cost more than an Aprilia RSV-4 and will be slower than a FZ600, and will weigh as much as both of those combined.