That is just about the cutest thing I've heard ever. I will pray tonight that my future children will be half as adorable as Tristan.

@Odin: Sometimes, romajii just sucks. :)

So my beast of a PC died this past week, and I'm waiting on the new motherboard, processor, and memory for my new monster to come in. My question is, what good games that AREN'T shooters are out right now that would really push my new baby to the extreme?

@Defeater: Speaking as a creative writing major in the middle of her first book with a minor in comp sci, I can wholeheartedly assure you that while the math sucks majorly, if you're at all able to do math you'll do fine. You'll struggle, but if you have a solid background in computer sense you'll do just fine.

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: If the revolving shelf I bought a month ago is any indicator, around 130+ combined, with around 100 games or so.

Sweet jesus, that bulge is an ASS CHEEK?! I thought it was her hip! Good god! There are so many anatomical issues with that picture it makes the suppressed artist in me die a little inside!

@geiko: That's not horseback.

Oh lawd that's hot. We're talking "hotter than the sands of Persia" hot. I think I may need to go fantasize about going off alone into the desert, wearing nothing but the skimpiest lingerie with bells and the sheerest robe you ever imagined for decency's sake on that horse and go gallop because that horse is GORGEOUS.

Good lord. Perhaps I've been reading fark too much, but I'm willing to bet money some homophobe is going to complain the second a frisky female attendant decides to explore her wild side with a model.

Just ordered it from Play-Asia, should be here in a week or two. Absolutely stoked for it.

@D-K, owhoo... how unfortunate..: EXACTLY what I thought. Of course, I spent the entire video saying "Awww, da pooor widdle kitty's all wet..."

Wishing I could go to the IHOP nearby... One of the downsides of living on campus in the summer is a distinct lack of toasters/griddles/properly working ovens and stoves. I would kill for some toast, and scrambled eggs, and bacon, and pancakes...

Not enough shadow on his face.

See, this looks like the kind of thing I would be absolutely fascinated and amused for hours by - alas, I am being stubborn and holding out for the foolish 64 gb ipod touch. Come on Apple, we know it's coming, just announce it so I can buy all my apps in advance!

@fearing: And this is why it pays to be politely defensive and paranoid on the intarwebs. :)

Give me a green PSP without that ugly Green Lantern etching and we'll talk.

@Antiterra: The amendment to said rule is that you can do what you don't what children to do only if they are previously distracted by candy or something shiny. :)

First rule of thumb when working with kids: don't do anything you don't want them to do.

@subnet6: Good lord I hate this editing shenanigans. I tried to say "Thank you for the compliment and the promo!"

@subnet6: I have horrible lighting in my dorm, and I had to take the picture with my cellphone. >