Are you sure it's not a...Metroid station?

I'll just wait here for the #notallgamers crowd.

I'm a gamer. I have been for thirty years now.

I'm also a heterosexual, cisgendered white male—and while I sometimes have questions or concerns about Sarkeesians methods and research practices, her message isn't off the mark at all. She's onto something, and I think…

Fuck gaters.

I agree with John, it's probably a case of the studio not permitting it because of insurance fees and also because actors are valuable. Marvel/Disney paid big money to have Dave Bautista in their film and they don't want to risk him not being able to shoot the movie because he got injured on set.

And the game that made it possible:

I never knew that I needed this until just now.

obligatory