Mullet Fever: (n) the infliction common to the southern region of the United States where the victim becomes enraged and carries out acts that mimick an individual which possesses a mullet, entailing drunken stupors, Camaro ownership, and/or confrontation with authorities. (see also: Nugent's Disease or Ray Cyrus Flu)

My favorite subculture is the one where they love putting tracks on cars. Everyone has seen a Jeep or an H2 with tracked treads instead of wheels, but there are select individuals who think they look good on damn near anything. Brilliant and amusing.

@Optixtruf: I had it. It was gone for a week, out of my head. And you just left it out to be put back in. You bastard.

So Mussolini had a long-term plan after all...

The worst I've had:

Damn it must feel good to be a gangster...

He was probably in a rush to use Starbucks' lovely restrooms so he could "add more lightness".

'83 Plymouth Scamp GT.

@The Cheat: Better yet, 001100010100010101110100100100...?!

Dammit! I'm already sick of the Farmville requests from the New Delhi Police, why do I have to get citations too?

I'm only upset he didn't say "yessah massah, and can I shined dem shoes fo yas too?"

Dammit. The car sank and he came back up.

@Scandinavian Flick: Caption needs to read: "So, why did you turn?"

"Maximum" Bob Lutz

Hmm...this seems to make me more of a man...Wait, whats this smaller, cheaper car doing? Oh, it must be my competitor...wow, that's loud.

Proof that God hates Opels.

POR QUE ACTIVAR?!?

@TxBrumski:

@TxBrumski: Hennessey Venom GT