@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: I saw that poster in most every classroom from Junior High to High School.

Why sleep in a trailer?

My sister ran into a stump in a Jeep. Not head-on, she turned into it thinking it wasn't there after we cut the tree down. Had to put new bars on the sills.

Stupid Wussins! That our technahrogy!

I give you the Land Rover Series engine. During their time, the Series I, II, and III had small Inline-4s with a displacements from 1.6 liters in the Series I to 3.5 liters in the later III's.

Fastest chicken coup I've ever seen.

@gman1023: Then whats the point of havin' a rat-rod in PA?

I'd buy it just for the insane sound and the Antique Car license plate.

@kapwinnnng: Never knew that. I was just amazed that anyone would put a Cockshutt front on a car.

@CahbonFiabah: He always busted at least one.

What a test-driving experience!

@zacarious: He got tired of slamming his stick into slots all day.

As an added feature, the telescopic steering wheel was improved for more head room.

@Roberto G.: I thought Cockshutt made only tractors?

@Maymar: Couldn't have been. Randy and him were enjoying "time alone".

Probably the most useful feature about this vehicle would be the necessary radar detector on the windshield. Only because I wouldn't be suprised if the driver has ever asked "Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

NP for: People who enjoy the front end of a IROC-Z Camaro, the rear of a Porsche 928, and buttons you could only work with tweezers and a magnifying glass.

Amateurs...don't they know they have to have to be in the South for that to work?

What he should've said was...

Vaht?! Vehr are ze veens? Eins dohr? Unts foor veens? Fur too long has ze Rhineland stood by and duhn nuszing to punish ze uncleant autos. Ve must join vith unt Bimmer, unt Audi to eradikate zis Sree-Seventy-Zee. Zere must be un ent to ze Nissahn problem! Eins Final Solution!