What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Is there a joke here that’s going over my head?

You must be new to the internet so I will provide this handy graphic useful for all occasions.

This works.

Did they do a test where the dummies were asleep at the wheel?

Some people pay extra for that...

Technically they broke his brain with a few strategically timed helmet to helmet collisions. 

We’ve all been there

And demanded not playing in San Diego.

You ever play QB in a Super Bowl with half your body broken? No? Shut the entire fuck up. 

It’s amazing how difficult these conversations can be.

Paul Finebaum is a grade A douche.  He’s hated Cam ever since Cam beat Paul’s lord and savior Nick Saban, in 2010.  Cam’s taken more late hits, targeting, etc than any QB in the league, probably combined (anyone remember the Super Bowl rematch against Denver a couple of season openers ago?) Paul should strap a helmet…

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

Agreed with all of this, with one exception: if the captain/pilot tells you to to move, you move.
If they tell you to do the truffleshuffle, you do it.
Sue them afterwards and win big, but while on a airplane, the pilot is a dictator god. Same with the captain of a ship.
Document everything, get witnesses & video, and…

Were you expecting a 15 hour episode showing every minute of their trip? Whether it took a day or a week is completely immaterial.

The FBI was dumb to just put the drawings of the Jennings on that wanted flyer they had photos of them. Also where in the fuck did they find a old McDonald’s.

Nevertheless, lives are irreparably shattered: Paige and Henry lose their parents and each other, entire fields of doubt are planted in Stan’s mind, and Oleg stands to spend the remainder of his days in prison.