There is no considerate volume when a person is sitting a foot away from you. Let alone the dreamy idea that people are considerate in the first place. Even Dante doesn’t have an extra hell for what this would be like.

At one point yes. Pretty sure every single human being in the Southeastern portion of the united states has a pickup truck, a shotgun, and a lab in the passenger seat.

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

What witty name do you give yourself when you call into Denver sports radio every day?

Four minutes is four minutes fewer than it takes Andy Reid to run a two minute drill.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

It’s good to see that a league that allows this to be on the field is so concerned about the fashion sense its players exhibit.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

The check engine light has been on in my truck since 2011. Everyone tell your car stealing friends that it is up for grabs, no chance of being trapped. 170,000 miles, runs great! I even leave the door unlocked most of the time. Please, steal it and let me collect the insurance money

I know! As soon as I read it, I ordered a drug-abusing car thief of my very own!

If I had to wear that outfit, I’d be angry, too

What the actual fuck

Derek Anderson aka The Ghost of Delhomme

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

To be fair, the interception was definitely not Anderson’s fault

Don’t despair Falcons fans. When the football gods close a door, they open a multimillion dollar anus-window.

I say sure, why not? It’s all just bitching and moaning about who gets a chance to lose to Alabama.

Why bring it up at all? ugh...

Don’t get me wrong... I wanted Penn St. to win because I wanted the committee to have a sleepless night.